A Blessing Bestowed By Steakhouse

ne'er-do-well [nair-doo-wel]

–noun
1. an idle, worthless person; a person who is ineffectual, unsuccessful, or completely lacking in merit; good-for-nothing.

–adjective
2. worthless; ineffectual; good-for-nothing.

I've waited my entire life to be called a ne'er-do-well and now I am complete. Thank you brother Steakhouse!