Apologies to Aquafina! :)

I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. I will always read the corporate sponsor list of an event before speaking at that event. (no, really, I will!)